Released in 1973, at the height of the Alice Cooper band’s creativity, Billion Dollar Babies remains a landmark sixth studio album, one that captured the band’s daring blend of rock with biting social commentary and has remained amongst their most beloved. Building upon the shock rock foundation of their earlier records, Billion Dollar Babies provides a spectacular contrast, as this release bursts with confidence and the highest of production values, both of which pushed the boundaries of mainstream rock in the early 70s.
Speaking of the production quality, Billion Dollar Babies is impressive. Every aspect has been well considered, with the artwork being just as important as the music itself. Those who stream or purchase digital downloads may not be aware, but the artwork design was next-level as it was presented as a wallet gatefold featuring a billion dollar note, amongst other interesting liner note elements, such as the band being dressed in white playing with bunnies, a whole pile of money, and a baby doll so unsettling it could give Chucky nightmares. It really is something to behold as you listen to this masterful production, one of Bob Ezrin’s greatest with the band.
One of the more confusing aspects for fans, however, is the plethora of available releases. There are reissues with bonus tracks, live performances, and surround sound mixes that give one a sense of fulfilment. That is, until you find yourself faced with which version to obtain or play. Choice is a good thing, they say, and while that may be true, to an extent, all I truly want these days is the original album in its entirety. All the bonus material may be fine from a completist perspective, but if we’re being honest, most of us would only listen to the bonus material once or twice.
Of course, the Quadraphonic edition, including the 2023 reissue, is another beast entirely, as is the unique 5.1 Surround Mix found on the 2001 DVD Audio release. As I’ve yet to hear any of the surround mixes, and therefore can’t comment further, may I suggest you head across to Quadraphonic Quad, for their community members are extremely well versed in any and all surround sound releases, including this landmark record.
Interestingly, with Apple’s push for surround mixes, one would have assumed that we would see it land on Apple Music, but it has yet to be delivered by Warner Records Inc., despite the 50th Anniversary Deluxe Edition showing up, in stereo, on the streaming platform. Nevertheless, it’s one less option to have to choose from, which is somewhat of a relief.
While I’ve been fortunate to have owned the Deluxe Edition from 2001, and that version is still available via Apple Music, it remains my go-to as it simply sounds right. While I have nothing truly bad to say about the 2023 remaster, I find the album has lost a bit of its sparkle as the remaster sounds a tad muddy and is too mid to low-end focused with the treble range dialled back considerably. Perhaps modern listeners and new fans will find it appealing, but it’s as if there’s a light blanket that has been placed over the speakers. Let’s just say that it doesn’t sound like the album I know and love, so I’m sticking with the older mastering.
Hello Hooray is a fantastic opener, even though it wasn’t an Alice Cooper original. It is, however, a cover song of a folk tune that was originally recorded by Judy Collins in 1968. Make no mistake about it, though, the Alice Cooper band recorded it, made it their own, and while it is highly subjective, this is the only version worth listening to.
Raped And Freezin’ is a return to the raw, straight-up rock and roll that the Alice Cooper band were renowned for in their early years. With a playful rhythm, compelling guitar licks, and a cheeky tongue-in-cheek lyrical presentation, this is one catchy and energetic number that makes the album-listening experience all the more pertinent, for Raped And Freezin’ was never destined to be a hit, but as an album-only number, it’s exceptional.
Elected started its life as Reflected on their 1969 debut Pretties For You, and as solid as Reflected is, Elected offers some much-needed spit and polish and is the far better of the two recordings. Fortunately, this reimagined tune, with its satirical take on politics and power, has become one of Alice Cooper’s biggest hits and has remained a mainstay of live performances.
Billion Dollar Babies is a magnificent title track and is one of the greatest songs Alice Cooper ever recorded. That introduction is off-the-charts good, and Alice’s snarling vocals are perfectly positioned against Donovan’s smoother high harmonies. It’s musically sharp and driving, and as the album’s centrepiece, it embodies the record’s theme perfectly.
Unfinished Sweet is a monstrously ambitious number with killer guitar riffs, an addictively good rhythm, and some incredibly pleasing vocals. As a mini rock opera, you’ll find it unsettling, humorous, and endlessly entertaining; unless, of course, you have a fear of the dentist. Nevertheless, from the menacing riffs to the whimsical interludes, Unfinished Sweet is a masterpiece in every sense of the word.
No More Mr. Nice Guy is one of the most enduring tracks on the album, for its irresistible chorus, punchy guitars, and the killer rhythmic backing have ensured that it became a staple of both radio and live performances. Even decades later, it remains one of Cooper’s signature songs.
Generation Landslide is an intriguing addition to the album. With its acoustic textures and biting electric riffs that form the core of what could have been a simple rock tune, the additional production elements result in a dynamic and memorable song.
Sick Things is one of the darkest songs on the album and one of the most sinister in Alice Cooper’s renowned discography. The slow, dirge-like delivery and overall macabre atmosphere is sonically gorgeous with a multi-layered presentation that rewards listeners the more they choose to listen to the album, as Sick Things has so many audible elements you’ll be unpacking them indefinitely.
Mary Ann flows seamlessly from Sick Things, but it couldn’t be more opposite if it tried. The piano-driven style, with Alice adopting a delivery more akin to a Barry Manilow performance, feels as if it would be ideal in any jazz club. It’s a great tune, and as one of the shortest on the record, it offers a curious but charming diversion before merging into one of Alice Cooper’s most controversial songs.
I Love The Dead is the magnum opus of Billion Dollar Babies. With tongue planted firmly in cheek, I Love The Dead will most certainly leave a lasting impression. Yes, it’s both horrifying and absurdly humorous, but it’s musically rich and theatrically encapsulates the shock value and dark humour that has defined Alice Cooper’s entire career. If nothing else, you’ll feel compelled to listen to the album again, for Billion Dollar Babies can seldom be listened to once.
Ultimately, Billion Dollar Babies captures the shock rockers at the peak of their creativity. While their other 1973 release, Muscle Of Love, is one of the finest albums the band ever recorded, it takes second place to this masterpiece, as it stands alongside Love It To Death as the very best from the original band lineup. From the shock theatrics to the biting satire, Billion Dollar Babies is as unsettling as it is irresistible, thereby making it one of the greatest albums in all of recorded music history, particularly in 1973.