Alice Cooper – Billion Dollar Babies (Album Review)

Released in 1973, at the height of the Alice Cooper band’s creativity, Billion Dollar Babies remains a landmark sixth studio album, one that captured the band’s daring blend of rock with biting social commentary and has remained amongst their most beloved. Building upon the shock rock foundation of their earlier records, Billion Dollar Babies provides a spectacular contrast, as this release bursts with confidence and the highest of production values, both of which pushed the boundaries of mainstream rock in the early 70s.

Speaking of the production quality, Billion Dollar Babies is impressive. Every aspect has been well considered, with the artwork being just as important as the music itself. Those who stream or purchase digital downloads may not be aware, but the artwork design was next-level as it was presented as a wallet gatefold featuring a billion dollar note, amongst other interesting liner note elements, such as the band being dressed in white playing with bunnies, a whole pile of money, and a baby doll so unsettling it could give Chucky nightmares. It really is something to behold as you listen to this masterful production, one of Bob Ezrin’s greatest with the band.

One of the more confusing aspects for fans, however, is the plethora of available releases. There are reissues with bonus tracks, live performances, and surround sound mixes that give one a sense of fulfilment. That is, until you find yourself faced with which version to obtain or play. Choice is a good thing, they say, and while that may be true, to an extent, all I truly want these days is the original album in its entirety. All the bonus material may be fine from a completist perspective, but if we’re being honest, most of us would only listen to the bonus material once or twice.

Of course, the Quadraphonic edition, including the 2023 reissue, is another beast entirely, as is the unique 5.1 Surround Mix found on the 2001 DVD Audio release. As I’ve yet to hear any of the surround mixes, and therefore can’t comment further, may I suggest you head across to Quadraphonic Quad, for their community members are extremely well versed in any and all surround sound releases, including this landmark record.

Interestingly, with Apple’s push for surround mixes, one would have assumed that we would see it land on Apple Music, but it has yet to be delivered by Warner Records Inc., despite the 50th Anniversary Deluxe Edition showing up, in stereo, on the streaming platform. Nevertheless, it’s one less option to have to choose from, which is somewhat of a relief.   

While I’ve been fortunate to have owned the Deluxe Edition from 2001, and that version is still available via Apple Music, it remains my go-to as it simply sounds right. While I have nothing truly bad to say about the 2023 remaster, I find the album has lost a bit of its sparkle as the remaster sounds a tad muddy and is too mid to low-end focused with the treble range dialled back considerably. Perhaps modern listeners and new fans will find it appealing, but it’s as if there’s a light blanket that has been placed over the speakers. Let’s just say that it doesn’t sound like the album I know and love, so I’m sticking with the older mastering.

Hello Hooray is a fantastic opener, even though it wasn’t an Alice Cooper original. It is, however, a cover song of a folk tune that was originally recorded by Judy Collins in 1968. Make no mistake about it, though, the Alice Cooper band recorded it, made it their own, and while it is highly subjective, this is the only version worth listening to.

Raped And Freezin’ is a return to the raw, straight-up rock and roll that the Alice Cooper band were renowned for in their early years. With a playful rhythm, compelling guitar licks, and a cheeky tongue-in-cheek lyrical presentation, this is one catchy and energetic number that makes the album-listening experience all the more pertinent, for Raped And Freezin’ was never destined to be a hit, but as an album-only number, it’s exceptional.

Elected started its life as Reflected on their 1969 debut Pretties For You, and as solid as Reflected is, Elected offers some much-needed spit and polish and is the far better of the two recordings. Fortunately, this reimagined tune, with its satirical take on politics and power, has become one of Alice Cooper’s biggest hits and has remained a mainstay of live performances.

Billion Dollar Babies is a magnificent title track and is one of the greatest songs Alice Cooper ever recorded. That introduction is off-the-charts good, and Alice’s snarling vocals are perfectly positioned against Donovan’s smoother high harmonies. It’s musically sharp and driving, and as the album’s centrepiece, it embodies the record’s theme perfectly.

Unfinished Sweet is a monstrously ambitious number with killer guitar riffs, an addictively good rhythm, and some incredibly pleasing vocals. As a mini rock opera, you’ll find it unsettling, humorous, and endlessly entertaining; unless, of course, you have a fear of the dentist. Nevertheless, from the menacing riffs to the whimsical interludes, Unfinished Sweet is a masterpiece in every sense of the word.

No More Mr. Nice Guy is one of the most enduring tracks on the album, for its irresistible chorus, punchy guitars, and the killer rhythmic backing have ensured that it became a staple of both radio and live performances. Even decades later, it remains one of Cooper’s signature songs.

Generation Landslide is an intriguing addition to the album. With its acoustic textures and biting electric riffs that form the core of what could have been a simple rock tune, the additional production elements result in a dynamic and memorable song.

Sick Things is one of the darkest songs on the album and one of the most sinister in Alice Cooper’s renowned discography. The slow, dirge-like delivery and overall macabre atmosphere is sonically gorgeous with a multi-layered presentation that rewards listeners the more they choose to listen to the album, as Sick Things has so many audible elements you’ll be unpacking them indefinitely.

Mary Ann flows seamlessly from Sick Things, but it couldn’t be more opposite if it tried. The piano-driven style, with Alice adopting a delivery more akin to a Barry Manilow performance, feels as if it would be ideal in any jazz club. It’s a great tune, and as one of the shortest on the record, it offers a curious but charming diversion before merging into one of Alice Cooper’s most controversial songs.

I Love The Dead is the magnum opus of Billion Dollar Babies. With tongue planted firmly in cheek, I Love The Dead will most certainly leave a lasting impression. Yes, it’s both horrifying and absurdly humorous, but it’s musically rich and theatrically encapsulates the shock value and dark humour that has defined Alice Cooper’s entire career. If nothing else, you’ll feel compelled to listen to the album again, for Billion Dollar Babies can seldom be listened to once.

Ultimately, Billion Dollar Babies captures the shock rockers at the peak of their creativity. While their other 1973 release, Muscle Of Love, is one of the finest albums the band ever recorded, it takes second place to this masterpiece, as it stands alongside Love It To Death as the very best from the original band lineup. From the shock theatrics to the biting satire, Billion Dollar Babies is as unsettling as it is irresistible, thereby making it one of the greatest albums in all of recorded music history, particularly in 1973.

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Alice Cooper – The Revenge Of Alice Cooper (Album Review)

They’re back!

The Alice Cooper band has returned after a five-decade hiatus with one of the most anticipated releases in recent memory. Yes, Alice Cooper — the man, the myth, the legend — has remained active as a solo artist, with a series of rotating band members, since 1975’s classic Welcome To My Nightmare, as the last studio album featuring the original Alice Cooper band was 1973’s exceptional Muscle Of Love. Yes, Michael Bruce, Dennis Dunaway, and Neil Smith have all collaborated and recorded with Alice in recent years, but it was via a series of tracks rather than an entire album. So, after so many years, could the original Alice Cooper band’s magic be recaptured?

The results speak for themselves. The Revenge Of Alice Cooper is not only a triumphant return, but it’s one of the finest album experiences in recent rock history.

Let’s be honest, not all legacy comebacks are noteworthy. Voyage failed to live up to ABBA’s legacy. AC/DC’s Power Up was adequate, at best. The Rolling Stones, however, proved that an exceptional new release, from a legendary band, was indeed possible with the release of Hackney Diamonds in 2023. And now, Alice Cooper joins that rarified group of artists who’ve managed to deliver a genuinely compelling modern release, not just for the longtime fans, but for music lovers the world over.

As you listen to The Revenge Of Alice Cooper, it becomes abundantly clear that this record is, above all else, an album experience. There may not be a runaway hit on the scale of “School’s Out” or “I’m Eighteen,” but that’s beside the point. This is a cohesive, confident, and utterly enjoyable record from start to finish. Yes, “Crap That Gets In The Way Of Your Dreams” and “Famous Face” feel like natural single choices, but neither has been released as a single. Even “What A Syd” would have been single-worthy as its whimsical nature, tongue-in-cheek lyricism, and unmistakable flair is quintessentially Alice, without the shock-rock elements, of course. Interestingly, the single release schedule mimicked the album’s linear structure. Perhaps the intent was to focus on the album’s overall structure and flow, but it feels as if this was a missed opportunity to highlight some of the album’s standout tracks, despite the first three being highly compelling.

From the first spin, it’s clear that this isn’t some half-hearted reunion. The Revenge of Alice Cooper sounds like a natural continuation of the band’s classic 70s output, but with modern production values. There’s a fluidity and tightness here that suggests the band never really went away; they were just biding their time to release what will most likely become a landmark record. That’s no accident, and much of the credit goes to long-time producer Bob Ezrin, who also mixed the record. A vital architect of the original Alice Cooper sound, Ezrin’s fingerprints are all over this release, just as they were on Love It To Death, Killer, School’s Out, and Billion Dollar Babies. He knows how to get the best out of Alice, usually, and it shows. His return ensures that The Revenge of Alice Cooper not only sounds authentic but fresh, bridging the gap between the past and the present without ever sounding like a nostalgia trip.

Speaking of how the album sounds, the Lossless Apple Music stream is mastered a little louder than I’d ideally like, resulting in a touch of listening fatigue that may have you turning the volume down, rather than up. There’s minor crunching at the top end of the audible spectrum, which is a shame given how exceptional the music as a whole is, but if you can handle a little cymbal crunching, or dial back the treble on your system, you’ll likely find that it is more than acceptable as the album is, otherwise, sonically beautiful.

Of course, it isn’t only the music that’s appealing when it comes to this release, as the artwork invites the listener in. The visual aesthetic is unmistakably Alice Cooper, and it sets the tone before a single note is played. As to which version I intend to pick up for my collection, I’m going with the CD release. While I’ve no doubt one of the vinyl variants would look extraordinary, the price of vinyl is a little too high these days for this music lover. Plus, I’ve grown weary of double LP releases as the flipping of sides gets old, and at 54 minutes long, a single record release would have been far from ideal, as it would either need to be sonically compromised or truncated.

The Deluxe Box set looks incredible, but as there are only 5,000 available worldwide, all you super duper Alice Cooper fans have, seemingly, already purchased your copies. Truth be told, I love the concept, but I would rarely wear the T-shirt, and while the bonus 7-inch vinyl, exclusively containing Return Of The Spiders 2025 and Titanic Overunderture, is desirable, I prefer focusing on core album experiences these days. So, with that in mind, join me as I take a look at the songs that make up The Revenge Of Alice Cooper.

Black Mamba launches the album in the sinister tone that is trademark Alice Cooper, with a spoken word introduction that has become a notable element in much of Alice Cooper’s music. While I question if it was the best song to be released as the lead single, there is an undeniable vibe that will see you toe-tapping and head-bopping along, and it’s, therefore, the perfect song to open the album with.

Wild Ones picks up the tempo, and while you may not be toe-tapping or head-bopping, you’ll feel compelled to pull out your air guitar on this fast, yet mid-tempo number as Cooper’s tempered vocal, atop the thunderous musical bed, ensures that Wild Ones is highly compelling.

Up All Night is a killer tune with an incredible rhythm and magnificent guitar tuning. The chorus, however, is a little campy, despite working exceptionally well with Cooper’s cheeky lyrical approach.

Kill The Flies is the song where I feel the album really starts to ramp up for the narrative-driven story arc, along with some incredible musical licks, is Alice Cooper 101 and will especially appeal to longtime fans. It’s, without a doubt, one of the best songs from the album and amongst the greatest the band has ever recorded.

One Night Stand is an interesting song for it’s got a Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds feel, and while it may not have appealed to me upon first listen, the more I play The Revenge Of Alice Cooper, the more I find myself captivated by this tune.

Blood On The Sun is a modern masterpiece. It sees Alice Cooper at their very best, and Ezrin’s production and mixing style can be heard throughout as it’s one of the most elaborate musical performances on the record. The layering of musical elements and overall soundstage is extremely enticing and is not only amongst the greatest they’ve ever recorded, but I feel that this will be a standout from the album in the years and decades to come.

Crap That Gets In The Way Of Your Dreams flows perfectly from Blood On The Sun, and if you haven’t turned the volume up, now is your chance, for this hard rocker deserves to be heard at ear-bleeding levels. There’s a ton of attitude to be heard here, but it’s the catchy chorus, guitar solo, and solid rhythm that will make this a fan favourite, especially when performed live.

Famous Face is another that has legendary status written all over it, for the fat guitar tuning, rock-solid rhythm, and Alice’s incredible vocal prowess make this a memorable tune that will have you coming back time and time again. It also helps that the chorus is catchy enough, so much so that Famous Face will likely become an earworm for many of us.

Money Screams has a ‘60s meets the ‘70s feel to it with a touch of punk. It isn’t, however, the strongest song on the album, yet I can’t quite put my finger on what is missing. Alice’s chosen vocal style is a little too different to what we normally expect from him, but it also has teeny bopper film vibes to it that take away from the song itself. Still, as an album-only number, it’s solid, but should have probably been excluded from the record and kept as a B-side for a later release.

What A Syd has a jazzy rhythm that harkens back to Cooper’s blackout era, particularly that which was heard from 1977’s Lace And Whiskey. As such, given that it is one of my all-time favourite Alice Cooper records, I adore this tune and only wish that it were longer, or that there were more songs on the album that were written and recorded in a similar manner.

Inter Galactic Vagabond Blues is a solid hard rocker with a blues-band feel that, along with the harmonica, could only have been improved if it had included the use of a cowbell.

What Happened To You, aside from being a killer tune, is a tribute to Glen Buxton, who is sadly no longer with us, having passed in 1997, for his original guitar licks can be heard throughout.

I Ain't Done Wrong is a song that you’d expect more from Aerosmith than Alice Cooper. It isn’t bad, it just lacks a little bit of Alice Cooper’s originality.

See You On The Other Side is the only misstep on the record, for as a would-be farewell song, it falls just short of its emotional target. While the intention is there, the execution feels too reserved, particularly in Alice’s vocal delivery, which doesn’t quite reach the vulnerability of a cracked note in his upper register. For reference, Kenny Rogers nailed this aspect on his posthumous release, Life Is A Song, with the song Goodbye. Still, this minor disappointment doesn’t detract from the album, and you’ll find yourself rewarded upon repeat listens, for this is one record that is going to get better the more often you listen to it.

Ultimately, The Revenge Of Alice Cooper is so impressive that if this were to be the final Alice Cooper album, it’s an ideal closing chapter to a spectacular career, and to do so with the surviving members of the original lineup is a dream come true for Alice Cooper fans.

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Alice Cooper – Trash (Album Review)

Released in 1989, Trash marked a significant comeback in Alice Cooper’s career, with a shift towards the glam metal sound that dominated the late 80s. Produced by Desmond Child, known for his work with artists like Bon Jovi and Aerosmith, Trash is anything but the literal meaning of the word as the album is presented as a polished and commercially accessible version of Cooper’s signature shock rock style.

As we explore music that resonates with us, it isn’t uncommon to think of the magic as being that of a single entity; in this case Alice Cooper, either the man or the band. The reason we do this is that it allows us to compartmentalise a collection of songs far more succinctly than knowing every person associated with the making of the album. However, when you have such a titanic shift in one’s musical output, it’s worth examining the differences and the first place to look is the production and songwriting teams. In this instance, Child was paramount to the sound of Trash from both the production chair as well as being a co-songwriter on nine out of the ten songs on the album.

As much as I appreciate Cooper’s 80s output, Trash is Cooper’s most polished and radio-friendly album from the era. With its glam metal sheen, anthemic choruses, and slick guitar solos, Trash not only became one of Cooper’s greatest releases, but it would introduce him, or reintroduce him, to a broader audience and subsequent mainstream success. While legacy Cooper enthusiasts may declare that an album such as this was a sellout, there is little doubt as to how important songs such as Poison and Bed Of Nails have been to Cooper’s continued dominance post-1989.

As one of Cooper’s most popular albums, it has seen numerous reissues and I’m incredibly fortunate to own the 2017 Limited Edition, Numbered, Red Transparent Vinyl Reissue. Not only does it look incredible, but it’s a sonic powerhouse. To say it is the very best version of the album I’ve heard, wouldn’t be an understatement. The vinyl is so silent that if you were listening on headphones, you’d have a much better chance of hearing the blood cursing through your veins. Music On Vinyl (MOV) certainly reissued this masterfully with a dynamic presentation and soundstage that is wide and immersive. It’s an experience that needs to be had in person for you’ll find yourself looking in awe as the music emanates from your stereo.

Naturally, Vinyl isn’t for everyone and as it pertains to the CD release, I always found it a little too shrill. It’s a perfect facsimile but you’ll likely want to adjust your tone controls to rein it in slightly. Keeping with the digital formats, the Lossless Apple Music stream, an Apple Digital Master, is a little lacklustre. It doesn’t have the clarity of the CD release or the presence of the vinyl reissue. While saying that it sounds a little flat and lifeless would be an overstatement, the music is somewhat concealed when compared with the album’s physical counterparts.

Of course, if you’re not like me searching for the very best-sounding copy of certain albums, endlessly comparing editions, you’ll likely find the Apple Music stream to be very pleasing. That said, if you find yourself listening to the stream and questioning if it sounds right, then it may be worthwhile exploring other avenues.

Poison is a quintessential 80s rock anthem. Its infectious chorus, driving guitars, and Alice's signature snarl made it a massive hit, so much so that it could be said to be Cooper’s trademark tune. If nothing else, it is the song that he is most well known for and for good reason as it’s exceptional.

Spark In the Dark continues the album’s energetic vibe with catchy hooks and a strong, rhythmic drive. It exemplifies the album's glam metal styling, with layers of guitar riffs and a memorable chorus that will see you not only singing along but playing along via your air guitar.

House of Fire is another high-energy rocker that shines, due in part to its collaborative songwriting between Cooper, Child, and Joan Jett. Add a few killer guitar licks from Joe Perry (Aerosmith) and you’ve got an incredible rock and roll tune with melodic sensibilities.

Why Trust You features a punchy rhythm, aggressive guitar work and Cooper’s gritty vocal delivery. It may not be a standout, but it’s a hidden gem and a perfect album-only tune that works with the flow and overall style of Trash.

Only My Heart Talkin’ flows seamlessly from Why Trust You, before dropping the tempo to that of a power ballad, that features Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) on vocals; a combination that works exceedingly well. The collaboration between these two amazing vocalists, along with the ballad focus, ensures the song has emotional depth and a melodic structure that provides contrast to the heavier tracks thereby showcasing Cooper’s versatility.

Bed of Nails co-written with Cooper, Child, and Diane Warren is a perfect blend of hard rock and pop sensibilities. Its anthemic quality and catchy chorus make it a standout track and was mildly successful when released as a single. Although, if you ask me, Bed Of Nails is so good that it should have topped the charts, worldwide, in 1989.

This Maniac's In Love With You is 80s music 101 with its playful lyrics and upbeat tempo. While much of the focus of Trash is the album’s glam metal aspects, This Maniac’s In Love With You is a reminder of Cooper's roots in shock rock and performance art; one that tips the hat to his late 70s and early 80s releases. As a fan of that era, especially two of his blackout albums (Zipper Catches Skin [1982] and DaDa [1983]), This Maniac's In Love With You is, subsequently, one of my favourite songs from the album and is a genuine hidden gem for those not familiar with the record.

Trash is a rebellious high-energy number with a raw edge. Despite being the title track, it isn’t the strongest song and one that, while I can appreciate it, simply doesn’t meld with my soul. Jon Bon Jovi’s vocals don’t work as well on this track as Steven Tyler’s did on Only My Heart Talkin’ plus the lineup of guest musicians, including Tom Hamilton and Joey Kramer (both of Aerosmith fame) adds to a confusing mismatch. It just goes to prove that no matter how many talented musicians get together, if they aren’t on the same page, creatively, you’ll end up with a song that fails to impress.

Hell Is Living Without You is a magnificent tune with a moodier and slower tempo. When I consider Trash to be one of the greatest albums released in 1989, it’s songs such as Hell Is Living Without You that I think of for it’s a masterpiece.

I'm Your Gun closes the album out with a bang, but I really wish the album had been re-tracked to have this song positioned prior to Hell Is Living Without You as I feel the previous track would have been a much stronger closer for the album. Nevertheless, this fast-paced rocker with aggressive guitar riffs and an unapologetically bold attitude is a fitting end to an album full of high-energy tunes.

Overall, Trash is a landmark album in Alice Cooper’s career, blending his iconic shock rock style with the glam metal sound of the late 80s. With memorable hits, expert production, and Cooper’s charismatic performance style, this album stands as a testament to his adaptability and enduring appeal. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to his music, Trash offers music lovers a thrilling and enjoyable listening experience.

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Alice Cooper – Welcome To My Nightmare (Album Review)

There are classics and then there is Welcome To My Nightmare. Going solo, after the official disbandment of the Alice Cooper Band, Cooper would return with a debut solo album that not only built upon his previous successes but also took his musicality to new and unexpected heights. While it was familiar, yet different, Welcome To My Nightmare delves into the dark and twisted recesses of Cooper's imagination, taking listeners on a journey through the nightmares of a troubled mind. As far as concept albums go, this is amongst the greatest and stands as a cornerstone in the history of rock music.

While one of the most appealing aspects of Welcome To My Nightmare is its story-driven approach, you need not worry if you’re not interested in that style of album for I’m sure Steven, the album’s protagonist, won’t mind as the songs are exceptional in their own right. From the haunting opening track, to the chilling finale, this album immerses listeners in a theatrically surreal world filled with macabre imagery and unsettling melodies that will leave a lasting impression for it is nothing short of a musical masterpiece.

Being a master storyteller is but one part of Cooper’s musical skill, for his ability to deliver emotive vocals, alongside poignant lyrics, is profound and elevates his music to another level entirely. Welcome To My Nightmare, along with so many of Cooper’s solo albums, pushed the boundaries of what was possible with music and the album format and while we’ll take a look at the songs that make up this incredible release, I dare say that it is best heard in its linear structure for it’s a textbook example of how to write, record, and release a concept album.

While the music is one aspect, the record's iconic cover art perfectly encapsulates the album's theatrical spectacle. Drew Struzan’s illustrations pop off the canvas and as much as it can be appreciated on the smaller screen of a smartphone, this is an album cover worthy of vinyl ownership. Speaking of which, I’ve been fortunate to own the 2018 Limited Purple Vinyl Edition; a visually stunning and thoroughly enjoyable reissue with a relatively low noise floor and a rich dynamically charged sound stage that has plenty of clarity, oomph, and analogue warmth to captivate most music lovers. However, is it the final word in sonic quality for this classic album? That is, naturally, subjective and while I’m aware of the Analogue Productions reissue and respect what Chad Kassem and his team do with their remasters, as I own quite a few, I am growing weary of 45rpm releases.

Granted, I acknowledge that the entire Atlantic 75 Audiophile Series is being delivered exclusively on 45rpm 180-gram heavyweight vinyl, as well as Hybrid SACD releases, but with an album such as this one, the flow naturally suffers from being placed across four sides rather than two. For instance, Years Ago flows nicely into Steven but these songs are separated on Sides 3 and 4. Perhaps I’m being pedantic as I can see how a separation here would be appropriate, but after so many years of hearing this album in its original sequencing, I fear it would detract from the flow of the album.

Additionally, I strongly believe that if a mastering job is done properly, the benefits are also noticeable when released at 33rpm. For instance, as incredible as the Analogue Productions edition of Aaron Neville’s Warm Your Heart is at 45rpm, the Acoustic Sounds Series (also supervised by Chad Kassem) of Nina Simone’s I Put A Spell On You at 33.3rpm is every bit the aforementioned contemporary, once the recordings differences are taken into account, and it’s simply extraordinary.

Given all the praise I’ve seen directed at the Atlantic 75 Audiophile Series reissue, I really should pick up a copy, but it still amazes me that these releases are exclusive and limited. If they are the very best that these albums have ever sounded, and I have no reason (based on my own experience) to suggest otherwise, then why don’t they become the definitive standard henceforth; on every format, future release, and digital delivery platform? I don’t know about you, dear reader, but I feel it’s gatekeeping at its finest and unnecessarily feeds the FOMO attitude that is prevalent within music-collecting circles.

Turning our attention to the lossless Apple Music stream and what we’re presented with is the same mastering as that available on the standard CD counterpart. It’s a solid facsimile, with adequate dynamics and detail, but it’s also a little underwhelming and brittle, particularly in the treble range. Yes, EQ settings can address some of these shortcomings, but if a better master were available, such as the most recent reissue, we wouldn’t need to make these accommodations.

Welcome To My Nightmare serves as an ideal ominous introduction to the album’s central theme with eerie effects and haunting vocals. It’s surreal and is one of those songs that builds masterfully as it progresses. Additionally, the soundstage is immersive and by the time the brass instrumentation enters the mix, you’ll be in sonic heaven. Welcome To My Nightmare is, subsequently, a killer 70s tune, embracing various aspects of funk, jazz, and disco.

Devil’s Food is interesting in its delay to get started following the quiet final moments of Welcome To My Nightmare. It may be a minor aspect, but it’s a technique that I wish was applied more as it allows the senses a moment to reset. Nevertheless, Devil’s Food continues the dark and brooding atmosphere that flourishes when Vincent Price’s role as the curator enters the mix. In many respects, Price’s inclusion shouldn’t work, yet it does and provides an astonishing segue into The Black Widow.

The Black Widow is one of the best songs from the album and perhaps one of the most underrated. With a menacing guitar riff, sinister lyrics, and dramatic delivery, The Black Widow is one of the finest songs from Alice Cooper’s back catalogue.

Some Folks offers a departure from the album’s overall darker musical style by injecting a dose of dark humour with some killer swing, big band, and jazz-inspired elements.

Only Women Bleed is, arguably, Cooper’s greatest musical accomplishment. His emotive vocals and the song’s haunting melody combine to create a powerful ballad that knows few peers.

Department Of Youth aims to be a high-energy anthem that celebrates the rebellious spirit of youth culture, yet it isn’t a standout and I question if the inclusion of The Summerhill Children’s Choir was beneficial or detrimental to my appreciation, or lack thereof, of this tune. Let’s just say that I wouldn’t seek Department Of Youth out, on its own, outside of the concept album structure.

Cold Ethyl is a killer rock tune containing infectious rock riffs and tongue-in-cheek lyrics that create a twisted love song unlike anything else on the album. It’s original, you’ve got to give it that, and Cooper’s theatrical delivery adds a macabre charm to the song’s already gleefully morbid subject matter.   

Years Ago is a perfect interlude-styled haunting ballad that tends to drive anxiety directly into the soul of the listener. Yet, it’s compelling and is one of the best songs from the album.

Steven is one of the record's most ambitious tunes. Not only is the storytelling compelling but every musical aspect is perfectly positioned in the mix. The result is a song that is the sonic equivalent of an Alfred Hitchcock film. It is, without a doubt, one of the greatest Alice Cooper recordings of all time.

The Awakening flows beautifully from Steven and is somewhat of a musical interlude, but it’s a little too short for my liking as I feel it should have been extended. Nevertheless, the atmospheric music and eerie sound effects, merged with Cooper’s extraordinary vocal presentation, ensure that The Awakening is memorable.

Escape is a great closer, but it doesn’t flow as well from The Awakening as the other songs throughout the record have. Yes, there’s a delay between songs, but I’m not sure it’s enough to ignore the shift in style. Despite that aspect, it’s an epic finale that will compel you to play the album again.

Welcome To My Nightmare is not only one of Cooper’s best albums, but it’s one of the greatest records, concept or otherwise, from the 70s; particularly 1975. It really is a triumph of creativity and innovation that pushed the boundaries of the concept album to the very limits of what such a release could achieve. After more than four decades, it remains a timeless classic that continues to captivate and inspire music lovers and Alice Cooper fans alike.

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Alice Cooper – Alice Cooper Goes to Hell (Album Review)

Alice Cooper, the undisputed master of theatrical rock, returned in 1976 with his second solo studio album Alice Cooper Goes To Hell. Following the success of its predecessor Welcome To My Nightmare, this album continued the narrative journey into the macabre and sinister realms of Cooper's imagination. While not as commercially successful as its predecessor, Alice Cooper Goes To Hell is far greater than that 1975 release and stands as a unique and ambitious chapter in Cooper's discography.

Cooper's vocals and witty lyrics draw you into the narrative and the musical arrangements are diverse, blending elements of hard rock, glam, and theatrical pop, along with rock ballads. Via this diversity, Cooper showcases his ability to seamlessly combine different genres while remaining true to himself. With an elaborate production, thanks to Bob Ezrin, Alice Cooper Goes To Hell is more than just an album, it’s a musical experience first and foremost; one that hardcore and casual fans alike shouldn’t turn away from as there are few peers to this incredible release; even from within Cooper’s own celebrated discography.

Visually striking, the album artwork draws you in in a similar manner as all of Cooper’s releases, but as impressive as it is, it would be for nil had the music and sonic presentation of the album been subpar. While not presented as an Apple Digital Master, Warner Records has ensured that Alice Cooper Goes To Hell sounds thoroughly enjoyable. It’s dynamic, immersive, and is probably about as pleasing as this album will ever sound via streaming. To my knowledge, there has never been a thorough remaster for Alice Cooper Goes To Hell and this is a good thing for I’m more than happy with the CD facsimile presented on Apple Music. That said, as a physical media fan, I do have to hunt down one of the respected copies from the Rocktober 2018 reissue series as the releases from that series that I already own are exceptional and take their respective albums to further levels of appreciation. Until then, however, the lossless Apple Music stream is perfect for this Alice Cooper fan.

Go To Hell launches the album with a catchiness that not only sets the tone for the entire record but is 100% Alice Cooper. The upbeat and energetic rock elements, with Cooper's signature theatrical vocals, ensure that Go To Hell is a masterful tune that sounds as fresh today as it would have when first released in the 70s. It’s nothing short of perfection and the closing third of the song, with instrumental elements galore, is a pleasure that must be heard firsthand in order to fully appreciate what an incredible tune this opener is. 

You Gotta Dance is a lively and danceable track with a glam-rock feel that was ideally suited to the era. The catchy rhythm and infectious energy make it a fun addition to the album. While this type of song may cause disagreement amongst fans, I consider it to be one of Cooper’s all-time greatest and I strongly believe that it should have been released as a single for it had the potential to dance its way to the top of the charts. 

I'm The Coolest slows the tempo a little with its swaggering rock vibe. The spoken word lyrical styling is perfectly suited to the musical bed, but it’s the egotistical nature of the lyrics, some very beautiful guitar licks, and the overall mix that ensures I’m The Coolest is amongst the coolest songs (pun intended) that Cooper has ever recorded. 

Didn't We Meet is a bluesy and soulful number that flows perfectly within the album’s sequencing. That said, as much as I adore Alice Cooper Goes To Hell, I have a love/hate relationship with the chorus. Yes, it works but there is some aspect of it that I don’t feel works well with the song’s structure or the overall musical approach to the record. Nevertheless, the album wouldn’t be the same sans Didn’t We Meet but it is, subsequently, a lull in an otherwise perfect album. 

I Never Cry is one of the greatest ballads of all time and is as spectacular as Only Women Bleed from Welcome To My Nightmare. The emotional depth of the lyrics, coupled with a melodic arrangement, ensure that you’ll want to play this tune on repeat for Cooper is, arguably, as good a vocalist on ballads as he is on his other rock-focused tunes, if not more so, for the shock rocker never fails to disappoint on slower numbers.

Give The Kid A Break returns the album to an upbeat tempo by injecting the album with a little rock and roll energy. While it’s an album-only tune, it’s a fantastic song that could have quite as easily come out of the 50s era, yet is perfectly suited to Cooper’s 70s styling. 

Guilty flows seamlessly from Give The Kid A Break and maintains the rock vibe with a catchy chorus and infectious guitar riffs. While not necessarily a standout, exceptional albums are the sum of their parts rather than possessing a killer song or two. It is this aspect that ensures many 70s releases, and most of Alice Cooper’s albums, are worthy of adding to one’s collection for even the filler material is exceptional. 

Wake Me Gently takes us on an atmospheric journey with dreamy instrumentation and ethereal vocals. The song adds a surreal and introspective element to the album and is another of Cooper’s remarkable ballads. 

Wish You Were Here has an eclectic nature to it; an aspect that continues throughout the entire song. It is rock and roll to its core, most certainly a 70s rock masterpiece, and is a song that will encourage you to get your air guitar out. While it would have never worked as a single, Wish You Were Here is amongst Cooper’s greatest recordings, particularly from a musical and mixing perspective for it will envelop you and there isn’t a single element that is unnecessary; despite its busy composition.

I'm Always Chasing Rainbows was an odd, yet perfect choice, for this well-known vaudeville tune is perfectly reinterpreted with Cooper’s theatrical intent that adds a darkness to the nostalgic melody, fitting seamlessly into the album's overarching theme.

Going Home flows seamlessly from I'm Always Chasing Rainbows and, the two, in some respects could have been a singular song. Despite that, Going Home is one of Cooper’s most beautiful songs with orchestral elements and a cinematic quality that will leave you with a sense of closure, contemplation, and compulsion to play the album again.

Each of the 11 songs from Alice Cooper Goes To Hell contributes to the album's narrative cohesiveness, showcasing Cooper's ability to experiment with various musical styles while maintaining a thematic thread throughout the theatrical journey. Granted, it’s Cooper’s trademark, but it is amongst his greatest releases and that’s saying something for with a career spanning six decades and a discography of 29 studio albums under the Alice Cooper banner, numerous records could share the top billing as his very best. Nevertheless, Alice Cooper Goes To Hell is a masterpiece and is not only one of the greatest Alice Cooper releases but one of the best albums ever released in all of recorded music history.

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Alice Cooper – Zipper Catches Skin (Album Review)

Zipper Catches Skin is often regarded as one of the more experimental and unconventional albums in Alice Cooper's extensive discography. Released in 1982, this studio album represents a shift from Cooper's earlier hard rock sound as he further embraced new wave and post-punk influences. It’s also fair to say that it wouldn’t be an Alice Cooper album if it had been a carbon copy of his previous works for one constant aspect of his career, a key aspect to his longevity in the industry, is his ability to pivot and incorporate modern styles with his classic sound.  

To say that Zipper Catches Skin is a complete departure from the theatrical and shock rock elements, that defined Alice Cooper's earlier works, would be erroneous. Yes, this album has a stripped-down rawness to it but the whimsically edgy and lo-fi aesthetic perfectly suits Cooper’s style. In fact, if you’re a fan of the Alice Cooper band's early releases, Pretties For You and Easy Action, you’ll thoroughly enjoy this release as it takes cues from those albums but ups the production quality.  

Given the chosen musical style, one needs to adjust their expectations when listening to Zipper Catches Skin, for it is never going to be the greatest sounding record. While I’m fortunate to own the 2018 vinyl reissue, the difference between that edition and that heard on the lossless Apple Music stream is small and can be mainly attributed to the smoother (warm) sound of the vinyl format. As a result, I find the Apple Music stream, a CD facsimile, to be more than adequate and given the 32-minute runtime, it means that I don’t have to get up and flip the album after approximately 15 minutes. Yes, it’s a first-world problem, but streaming is so good these days that the vinyl counterpart has to offer an appreciable difference over the stream and in this case, the delta just isn't great enough to warrant the additional ritual.

What is, undoubtedly, more appealing regarding the vinyl reissue is the album's artwork. The minuscule cover art, via streaming, simply doesn’t present the album artwork adequately. You can barely see Alice Cooper’s name in red, at the top of the artwork, and the lyrics that are present on the album cover are unreadable on the small screen. You can’t even make out the album title located above the blood stain. While I’m a proponent of streaming music, some aspects simply can’t be replicated by modern technologies and will forever be lost to time. Album artwork is one such element that used to be essential and while I acknowledge that is no longer the case, for those of us who appreciate the intricate nature of album artwork, it’s these small details that allow the album to exist beyond the audible spectrum and become a trinket forever ensconced in our memories. 

Zorro's Ascent kicks off the album with an energetic and quirky vibe that sets the tone for the music that is to follow with catchy hooks and an experimental sense of mystique. 

Make That Money (Scrooge's Song) is a perfect satirical statement on greed and capitalism. The upbeat tempo and electronic elements contribute to its energetic and electronically synthesised atmosphere. More than that, however, it’s a killer tune and is one of the best songs from Zipper Catches Skin. I’d even go as far as saying that it is one of the best songs Alice Cooper has ever recorded and one that you’ve likely never heard before; that is unless you’re already familiar with this album.

I Am The Future leans into new wave influences on a song that is most certainly cemented in the 80s for that musical style is unmistakably associated with the era. As a solid album-only tune, I Am The Future is thoroughly enjoyable, but it is unlikely that you’ll feel compelled to seek it out, outside of the album’s linear structure. 

No Baloney Homosapiens is a fantastic tune. Everything from the elemental opening, to the driving rhythm, and Cooper’s vocal delivery ensures that once the chorus enters the mix, the wittiness of the lyrics is a highlight. That said, the sound effects throughout, particularly in the middle of the song, take away from the song itself. It’s a shame as the inclusion ultimately results in a distractive element in an otherwise exceptional tune. 

Adaptable (Anything For You) introduces a more melodic style to the album, with a memorable chorus attached to a pop-influenced sound. It’s a great tune! 

I Like Girls flows seamlessly from Adaptable (Anything For You), but it’s the bouncy rhythm that’s the highlight here as its catchy nature furthers the sense of fun that is the undercurrent of the entire album. What a great song!

Remarkably Insincere, as with I Like Girls, offers a seamless transition that is punk-inspired with straightforward instrumentation that will have you rocking along every time you play the album. 

Tag, You're It has a killer opening that is fast-paced with a rebellious energy. It is, however, the rhythmic drive that will reach into your soul and compel you to move involuntarily to the beat. That said, the only component that I find to be somewhat annoying is Cooper’s spoken word element. Yes, I get the intent to further explore Cooper’s psychotic personas, but I feel it would have been a stronger song sans those inclusions. 

I Better Be Good has a straightforward punk-rock feel; sometimes that is all that’s required for a song to be noteworthy. 

I'm Alive (That Was The Day My Dead Pet Returned To Save My Life) serves as a fitting conclusion to the album, leaving listeners with a sense of the unexpected. There are only a few musicians capable of recording such a tongue-in-cheek song that can also be taken seriously. Ultimately, it’s a killer tune and a fantastic closer that leaves you wanting more.

While Zipper Catches Skin was not as well-received as some of Alice Cooper's earlier albums, it has gained a cult following over the years, due to its experimental nature and departure from the artist's more traditional sound. Of course, Cooper’s addictions had an impact on this release but the unique and unconventional styling has long been a Cooper trademark that fans, such as you and I, thoroughly enjoy. Subsequently, Zipper Catches Skin is an unintended masterpiece that only gets better with age and the more frequently it is played.

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Alice Cooper – Lace And Whiskey (Album Review)

Released in 1977, Lace And Whiskey is Alice Cooper's tenth (third solo) studio album. Following his previous landmark solo works, Welcome to My Nightmare and Alice Cooper Goes To Hell, Cooper continued to explore theatrical and conceptual approaches to his music. While Lace And Whiskey may not have achieved the same level of commercial success as its predecessors, it offers a unique blend of rock, with influences from the 40s and 50s, and a theatricality that showcases Cooper's versatility as an artist. 

For the physical music collectors amongst us, Lace And Whiskey may not be the most elaborately designed vinyl release of the 70s, but it’s extremely compelling. The 2018 vinyl Rocktober reissue, which I’m fortunate to own, is a lovely replica, albeit with modern elements such as a barcode and in place of black vinyl, you’ll get a magnificent whiskey brown-coloured vinyl record that looks as good as it sounds. The result is that these design choices further captivate the mind and draw you into the album experience. 

Sonically, while it may not be quite as remarkable as Dada, it’s not too far behind and is a considerable improvement over its digital counterpart. That isn’t to suggest that the lossless Apple Music stream isn’t enjoyable, for it’s a solid facsimile that is clean and detailed. It is, however, the vinyl distortion (warmth) that adds to the sonic smoothness of the album. Nevertheless, I can’t take the record with me everywhere and for those moments the stream is more than adequate; although I usually need to adjust the EQ slightly, particularly in the low to mid-range, to get the stream sounding as good as it possibly can.  

Of course, if you wish to keep your sanity in check, your aim should be to never compare the two as I have done. With that in mind, let’s just say that if you have no interest in vinyl, you won’t feel disadvantaged for Lace And Whiskey sounds more than acceptable via the Apple Music stream. It would be nice, however, if Cooper’s back catalogue was given the white glove treatment across the board for the lossless Apple Music stream is nothing more than the CD counterpart as Warner has yet to go back to the master tapes and deliver a higher resolution version. 

It's Hot Tonight kicks the album off with a song that can only be described as a rock classic; had it been more widely accepted, of course. Although, the Beastie Boys did sample the tune on their second album, Paul’s Boutique, on the song What Comes Around. I’ve no doubt my following statement will irritate Beastie Boys' fans but as it pertains to What Comes Around, the best thing about that song is Cooper’s sample.

Lace And Whiskey is a thoroughly enjoyable title track that has a bluesy rock swagger that is not only compelling but works seamlessly with Cooper’s vocal presentation. 

Road Rats is a high-energy gritty garage rocker. It’s one of Cooper’s most overlooked masterpieces but it is with hope that it will no longer be cast aside for it was reworked for his 2023 release Road; featuring a heavier rock sound that works perfectly for the song.

Damned If You Do is another of the album’s highlights for it is immediately appealing with its catchy melody and infectious chorus. Yes, it’s a little campy, but if you consider it as part of a concept album, that leans into the music of yesteryear, then it makes perfect sense with its country twang and rockabilly styling.

You And Me is a masterpiece! Cooper may be commonly referred to as a shock rocker, but his ballads are impeccable and, in many cases, best that of his broadly accepted rock persona. Either way, You And Me is soft rock at its very best.

King Of The Silver Screen is sensational and is musical storytelling at its very best. The theatrical and cinematic elements of the song play into the tune and while some may consider these aspects to be cliché, I consider the mix to be the very definition of perfection. Additionally, there are some killer guitar licks to be heard on this tune that will light up your stereo. Incredible!

Ubangi Stomp is a lively rockabilly number. It’s fun and energetic, but one has to question if it was ideally suited to the record as it’s quite a shift from the rest of the tunes. As such, it’s the weakest song from the album, but that doesn’t stop me from enjoying it when I play the record.

(No More) Love At Your Convenience is a touch of pop with a dash of soft rock and a dollop of disco. It works!

I Never Wrote Those Songs is another of Cooper’s masterful ballads that is simply gorgeous. Only Cooper could have recorded such a wonderful tune for even Barry Manilow couldn’t match Cooper’s performance here. The band is on fire, the mix is perfect, and it is one of the greatest ballads ever recorded, by anyone. 

My God starts as if it were a tune for British Royalty. While that can be a distraction, the song doesn’t maintain the cathedral focus for long as the song quickly comes into its own grandiose musical moment that is perfectly aligned with Cooper’s overarching style. Subsequently, it’s a great closer that encourages you to contemplate the music you’ve just heard while also compelling you to play the album again. 

Lace And Whiskey may not be amongst Cooper's most celebrated works, but it offers a diverse range of songs that demonstrate his artistic versatility and is a personal favourite of mine. From hard-hitting rock numbers to heartfelt ballads, Cooper's ability to convey emotion and tell stories through his music never ceases to amaze. Lace And Whiskey is, subsequently, a worthwhile addition to any Alice Cooper fan's collection and if you’ve previously overlooked this masterpiece, may I suggest you give it another chance for it's one of the best albums released in 1977. 

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